📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,855.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,856.50
+1.000 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,857.75
+2.25 (+0.04%)
10 min
$5,858.25
+2.75 (+0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,865.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,883.00
+18.00 (+0.04%)
5 min
$41,887.00
+22.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$41,890.00
+25.00 (+0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $108,345.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$108,428.58
+83.12 (+0.08%)
5 min
$108,505.07
+159.61 (+0.15%)
10 min
$108,621.23
+275.77 (+0.25%)

ETH

Before post: $2,507.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,513.50
+6.40 (+0.26%)
5 min
$2,514.79
+7.69 (+0.31%)
10 min
$2,520.31
+13.21 (+0.53%)

TRUMP

Before post: $14.45

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$14.53
+0.080 (+0.55%)
5 min
$14.57
+0.120 (+0.83%)
10 min
$14.51
+0.060 (+0.42%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets rally on the profound wisdom of absolute silence: Trump's "None" post sparks more action than a Fed press conference. SP500: up 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, 0.05% in 10, proving even nothingness can’t stop the grind. Dow Jones: a thrilling 0.04% to 0.06% climb, as if traders mistook emptiness for enlightenment. BTC and ETH: crypto’s usual overreaction theater, with ETH leading at 0.53% in 10 minutes, because why not. TRUMP coin: the real MVP, swinging 0.55% to 0.83% on pure vibes, then cooling off like a meme stock after earnings. Volatility remains tame by historical standards, suggesting the market’s Pavlovian response to Trump is now more shrug than shock. The irony: the most impactful "None" since Shakespeare’s time, and still less confusing than a Powell speech.