📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,933.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,928.00
-5.500 (-0.09%)
5 min
$5,935.25
+1.75 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,935.75
+2.25 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,453.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,433.00
-20.000 (-0.05%)
5 min
$42,480.00
+27.00 (+0.06%)
10 min
$42,469.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $107,597.78

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$107,192.89
-404.890 (-0.38%)
5 min
$107,390.48
-207.300 (-0.19%)
10 min
$107,429.88
-167.900 (-0.16%)

ETH

Before post: $2,556.95

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,544.84
-12.110 (-0.47%)
5 min
$2,551.84
-5.110 (-0.20%)
10 min
$2,550.50
-6.450 (-0.25%)

TRUMP

Before post: $14.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$14.56
-0.160 (-1.09%)
5 min
$14.65
-0.070 (-0.48%)
10 min
$14.63
-0.090 (-0.61%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,449.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,449.63
+0.130 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,456.79
+7.29 (+0.13%)
10 min
$5,456.11
+6.61 (+0.12%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence was as subtle as a tap-dancing elephant. SP500 dipped 0.09% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.04% gain over 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can't derail the relentless optimism of equities. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.05% drop, then a 0.04% rise, because why not. Bitcoin and Ethereum, ever the drama queens, fell 0.38% and 0.47% initially, then grudgingly trimmed losses to 0.16% and 0.25%—crypto traders clearly overinterpreted the absence of interpretation. The real star was TRUMP (the ticker, not the man), down 1.09% in a minute, because even meme stocks need something to meme about. STOXX50, ever the contrarian, barely budged then rallied 0.12%, because Europe prefers its chaos with a side of indifference. Historical context: zero. Because analyzing the impact of nothing is like grading a mime's performance—technically flawless, but utterly pointless.