https://truthsocial.com/users/BrandonSlayer62/statuses/114518577214656496

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,850.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,914.44
+64.40 (+0.06%)
5 min
$103,910.95
+60.91 (+0.06%)
10 min
$103,906.81
+56.77 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,507.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,510.20
+2.40 (+0.10%)
5 min
$2,510.01
+2.21 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,510.23
+2.43 (+0.10%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.02
+0.030 (+0.23%)
5 min
$13.00
+0.010 (+0.08%)
10 min
$12.98
-0.010 (-0.08%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market just proved that even a void can move crypto: Trump's "None" post triggered more action than a politician's empty promises. BTC barely blinked: up 0.06% in 1 minute, clinging to that gain like a trader to hopium. ETH showed slightly more enthusiasm with a 0.10% bump, as if pretending to care. TRUMP coin, ever the drama queen, spiked 0.23% immediately before fading faster than a campaign pledge. Volatility was tame by crypto standards—less "Trump tweet chaos" and more "grandma’s knitting circle." Historical context? None, much like the post itself. Nothing says "efficient markets" like algorithms trading on the absence of content. The machines have officially run out of things to overreact to.