https://truthsocial.com/users/BrandonSlayer62/statuses/114518577214656496

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,850.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,914.44
+64.40 (+0.06%)
5 min
$103,910.95
+60.91 (+0.06%)
10 min
$103,906.81
+56.77 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,507.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,510.20
+2.40 (+0.10%)
5 min
$2,510.01
+2.21 (+0.09%)
10 min
$2,510.23
+2.43 (+0.10%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.02
+0.030 (+0.23%)
5 min
$13.00
+0.010 (+0.08%)
10 min
$12.98
-0.010 (-0.08%)

SP500 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a dog chasing its own tail. BTC: up 0.06% in 1 minute, holding steady at +0.06% over 5 minutes, then a slight dip to +0.05% at 10 minutes. ETH: a consistent +0.10% over 1 and 10 minutes, with a minor slip to +0.09% at 5 minutes. TRUMP: a brief 0.23% spike in 1 minute, fading to +0.08% at 5 minutes, then flipping to -0.08% at 10 minutes. Volatility here is less "wild ride" and more "gentle sway," especially compared to the usual crypto circus. The lack of historical precedent for a "None" post suggests even algorithms are confused by silence. Nothing says market efficiency like digital assets twitching at the sound of one hand clapping.