📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,355.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,398.31
+43.30 (+0.04%)
5 min
$103,429.66
+74.65 (+0.07%)
10 min
$103,425.20
+70.19 (+0.07%)

ETH

Before post: $2,485.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,489.00
+3.09 (+0.12%)
5 min
$2,493.12
+7.21 (+0.29%)
10 min
$2,491.91
+6.00 (+0.24%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.81
+0.040 (+0.31%)
5 min
$12.92
+0.150 (+1.17%)
10 min
$12.96
+0.190 (+1.49%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's silence speaks louder than his tweets: markets twitch on nothingness. BTC barely blinked: up 0.04% in 1 minute, 0.07% over 10 minutes, as if someone whispered "inflation" in its sleep. ETH showed slightly more enthusiasm, rising 0.12% immediately and 0.29% in 5 minutes, proving even crypto enjoys a good mystery. TRUMP (the token, not the man) rallied 1.49% in 10 minutes, because apparently absence makes the memecoins grow fonder. Volatility was tame by crypto standards—no Lambo crashes or moon missions—just the usual algorithmic squirrels chasing invisible acorns. Historically, markets have panicked over typos and latte art, but today they shrugged at the void. The irony: the most impactful thing Trump did for markets was nothing at all. Perhaps the real pump was the friends we made along the way.