From first arrest to its ruling, it took the Supreme Court over 30,000 hours to provide relief to January 6th defendants persecuted by Biden.

📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,090.93

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,047.99
-42.940 (-0.04%)
5 min
$103,086.47
-4.460 (0.00%)
10 min
$103,113.00
+22.07 (+0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $2,477.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,472.83
-4.770 (-0.19%)
5 min
$2,472.12
-5.480 (-0.22%)
10 min
$2,473.49
-4.110 (-0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.82
-0.050 (-0.39%)
5 min
$12.81
-0.060 (-0.47%)
10 min
$12.79
-0.080 (-0.62%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's latest grievance barely moved markets, proving even crypto traders have attention spans longer than a tweet. BTC wobbled like a distracted intern: down 0.04% in 1 minute, flat in 5, then a heroic 0.02% rebound in 10. ETH mirrored a sleepy bear: consistent 0.2% dips across all timeframes. TRUMP coin fared worst, sliding 0.6% in 10 minutes—perhaps investors prefer defendants who don’t tweet. Volatility was milder than a DC summer breeze compared to May’s post, where SP500 and BTC dropped 0.16% and 0.17% respectively. This time, markets treated Trump’s rant like a rerun of Law & Order: vaguely familiar, mostly ignorable. The real tragedy? TRUMP coin’s performance suggests even meme traders think legal battles are bad for branding.

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