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📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $102,996.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,934.19
-62.610 (-0.06%)
5 min
$102,961.71
-35.090 (-0.03%)
10 min
$103,049.99
+53.19 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,465.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,458.99
-6.340 (-0.26%)
5 min
$2,460.09
-5.240 (-0.21%)
10 min
$2,464.28
-1.050 (-0.04%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.47

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.45
-0.020 (-0.16%)
5 min
$12.45
-0.020 (-0.16%)
10 min
$12.47
+0.0 (+0.00%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

A post about nothing somehow still moved markets. BTC dipped 0.06% in the first minute, then clawed back to +0.05% after 10 minutes: classic crypto theater where even silence breeds volatility. ETH showed more commitment to negativity, down 0.26% initially and still in the red after 10 minutes. TRUMP coin mirrored its namesake’s flair for drama, bouncing from -0.16% to flatline. Compared to historical norms, these swings are a snooze—crypto’s version of a quiet Tuesday. The markets reacted to nothing with something, proving once again that traders will overanalyze even a vacuum.