📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,130.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,142.85
+12.41 (+0.01%)
5 min
$103,094.21
-36.230 (-0.04%)
10 min
$103,161.17
+30.73 (+0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,469.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,469.02
-0.830 (-0.03%)
5 min
$2,465.78
-4.070 (-0.16%)
10 min
$2,471.70
+1.85 (+0.07%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.80
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.79
-0.020 (-0.16%)
10 min
$12.82
+0.010 (+0.08%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence sends crypto markets into a frenzy of microscopic fluctuations. BTC: A rollercoaster of irrelevance, swinging from +0.01% in the first minute to -0.04% after five, then clawing back +0.03% by the ten-minute mark. ETH: Less of a thrill ride, with a slow bleed of -0.16% over five minutes before a token +0.07% rebound. TRUMP: The meme coin mirrored its namesake’s unpredictability, dipping -0.16% before a heroic +0.08% recovery. Volatility here is less "Black Swan" and more "pigeon pecking at a keyboard." Historical context is absent, suggesting even the algorithms were too bored to log this non-event. The markets reacted to nothing with the gravitas of a soap opera star staring dramatically into the middle distance.