📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,202.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,175.12
-27.150 (-0.03%)
5 min
$103,119.67
-82.600 (-0.08%)
10 min
$103,119.05
-83.220 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,474.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,472.95
-1.890 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,468.89
-5.950 (-0.24%)
10 min
$2,468.09
-6.750 (-0.27%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.82
-0.030 (-0.23%)
5 min
$12.80
-0.050 (-0.39%)
10 min
$12.81
-0.040 (-0.31%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Outside trading hours

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Donald Trump's eloquent silence sends crypto markets into a tailspin of breathtaking mediocrity. BTC: down 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.08% over 5 and 10 minutes—less dramatic than a snoozing sloth. ETH: slightly more agitated at 0.08%, 0.24%, and 0.27% declines, as if mildly offended by the lack of content. TRUMP (the token, not the man): down 0.23% to 0.39%, proving even meme coins have standards. Volatility here is akin to a flat soda: technically movement, but utterly forgettable. Historically, this non-event is as unprecedented as a politician avoiding Twitter—wait. The markets have spoken: nothing says "sell" like a blank post from a man who usually says too much.