📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $102,988.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,914.38
-74.240 (-0.07%)
5 min
$102,973.20
-15.420 (-0.01%)
10 min
$103,048.01
+59.39 (+0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $2,476.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,470.41
-5.590 (-0.23%)
5 min
$2,468.79
-7.210 (-0.29%)
10 min
$2,470.10
-5.900 (-0.24%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.98

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.91
-0.070 (-0.54%)
5 min
$12.93
-0.050 (-0.39%)
10 min
$12.90
-0.080 (-0.62%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

A post about nothing somehow still moved markets, proving crypto traders will react to anything. BTC dipped 0.07% in the first minute, then mostly shrugged it off: a 0.01% drop at 5 minutes and a 0.06% rebound by 10 minutes. ETH was less forgiving, down 0.23% initially and staying negative around 0.25% for the full 10 minutes. TRUMP coin took it personally, sliding 0.54% early and worsening to 0.62% by the 10-minute mark. Volatility was mild by crypto standards, where a 1% swing is considered a slow Tuesday. The lack of historical precedent suggests even algorithms were confused by the sheer absence of content. The market’s reaction to nothingness: a fitting tribute to modern finance.