📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $102,975.43

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,947.99
-27.440 (-0.03%)
5 min
$102,939.53
-35.900 (-0.03%)
10 min
$102,999.99
+24.56 (+0.02%)

ETH

Before post: $2,474.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,476.05
+1.42 (+0.06%)
5 min
$2,474.48
-0.150 (-0.01%)
10 min
$2,474.87
+0.240 (+0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.83
+0.030 (+0.23%)
5 min
$12.81
+0.010 (+0.08%)
10 min
$12.89
+0.090 (+0.70%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's post about nothing somehow moved markets more than most politicians' actual policies. BTC wobbled like a confused tightrope walker: down 0.03% in 1 and 5 minutes, then up 0.02% in 10 minutes. ETH mimicked a sleepy seesaw: up 0.06%, down 0.01%, then a barely-there 0.01% gain. TRUMP coin, ever the loyalist, inched up 0.23%, 0.08%, and 0.70%—because even silence is bullish for the cult of personality. Volatility was tame by crypto standards, where a 0.7% swing counts as a nap. Historically, this non-event ranks somewhere between a typo and a deleted tweet in market impact. The markets reacted to nothing with something, which sums up modern finance nicely.