📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $102,992.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,960.16
-31.920 (-0.03%)
5 min
$102,954.68
-37.400 (-0.04%)
10 min
$102,909.06
-83.020 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,474.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,475.29
+1.04 (+0.04%)
5 min
$2,476.90
+2.65 (+0.11%)
10 min
$2,469.11
-5.140 (-0.21%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.77
-0.070 (-0.55%)
5 min
$12.86
+0.020 (+0.16%)
10 min
$12.77
-0.070 (-0.55%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's post about nothing somehow managed to say everything to the markets. BTC dipped slightly: down 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5 minutes, and 0.08% in 10 minutes, proving even crypto can’t escape the gravitational pull of political noise. ETH had a brief moment of optimism with a 0.11% rise in 5 minutes before surrendering to a 0.21% drop, like a meme stock that remembered it’s still a meme. TRUMP (the token, not the man) swung between a 0.55% loss and a 0.16% gain, as if unsure whether to rally or retreat from its own namesake. Volatility here is tame compared to historical Trump-related spikes, suggesting the market has either matured or just stopped caring. The irony? A post literally containing "None" still moved markets more than most corporate earnings reports.