📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market reacts to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a cat staring at a blank wall. BTC: a modest 0.06% pop in the first minute, then settles to 0.05% over 5 and 10 minutes, as if the algorithm briefly forgot it had no reason to move. ETH: a shrug-worthy 0.01% dip, then a meandering 0.04% to 0.06% climb, suggesting traders were too bored to even short it properly. TRUMP: the real star, with a 0.40% bounce twice, proving that even silence can’t stop the meme train. Volatility here is less "Black Swan" and more "pigeon pecking at crumbs," with moves so small they’d barely register on a 1990s stock ticker. Nothing says modern finance like assets twitching because a man didn’t type anything.