📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,429.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,431.85
+2.54 (+0.00%)
5 min
$103,534.97
+105.66 (+0.10%)
10 min
$103,626.00
+196.69 (+0.19%)

ETH

Before post: $2,537.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,540.24
+2.80 (+0.11%)
5 min
$2,546.85
+9.41 (+0.37%)
10 min
$2,551.26
+13.82 (+0.54%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.55

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.53
-0.020 (-0.16%)
5 min
$12.59
+0.040 (+0.32%)
10 min
$12.70
+0.150 (+1.20%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's eloquent silence on crypto speaks volumes, proving even nothingness can move markets. BTC barely blinked: a flat 0.00% in the first minute, then a sleepy 0.10% and 0.19% climb over 5 and 10 minutes—like a sloth discovering espresso. ETH showed slightly more enthusiasm, starting at 0.11% and peaking at 0.54%, as if mildly amused by the void. TRUMP coin, ever the drama queen, dipped 0.16% initially before rallying 1.20%, because why not. Volatility was a yawn compared to typical Trump-related swings, where tweets usually trigger seismic activity. This time, the market treated his absence like a weekend without a Twitter outage: refreshingly uneventful. The irony? A post about nothing had more impact than most politicians’ policy papers. The markets have officially embraced absurdist theater.