📈 Market Reaction:

BTC

Before post: $103,441.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,428.50
-13.200 (-0.01%)
5 min
$103,437.99
-3.710 (0.00%)
10 min
$103,431.85
-9.850 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,551.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,545.39
-6.120 (-0.24%)
5 min
$2,533.56
-17.950 (-0.70%)
10 min
$2,540.24
-11.270 (-0.44%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.59
-0.040 (-0.32%)
5 min
$12.53
-0.100 (-0.79%)
10 min
$12.53
-0.100 (-0.79%)

SP500 🇺🇸

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Dow Jones 🇺🇸

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CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's eloquent silence sends crypto markets into a tailspin of microscopic proportions. BTC barely flinched: down 0.01% over 10 minutes, a move so subtle it could be blamed on a sneeze. ETH showed slightly more drama, dropping 0.7% in 5 minutes, which for crypto is basically a nap. TRUMP (the token, not the man) fell 0.79%—perhaps the market mistook "None" for "Sell everything." Volatility here is laughably tame compared to crypto's usual tantrums; this is the financial equivalent of a shrug. The irony: a post containing nothing somehow inspired slightly less than nothing in market reaction. A masterclass in anti-climax.