

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,974.25
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,754.00
BTC
Before post: $103,744.18
ETH
Before post: $2,585.49
TRUMP
Before post: $12.80
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500: a glacial 0.05% drop in 1 minute, holding steady at 0.05% over 5 minutes, then a daring 0.06% plunge by 10 minutes. Dow Jones: 0.04% dip at 1 minute, 0.06% at 5, and a heroic 0.08% by 10. BTC wobbled 0.05% down in 1 minute, 0.14% at 5, then clawed back to 0.12%. ETH: the drama queen with 0.17% at 1 minute, 0.29% at 5, then a partial recovery to 0.17%. TRUMP: down 0.08% at 1 minute, 0.16% at 5, then a baffling 0.16% rally by 10. Volatility here is less "Black Swan" and more "slightly perturbed pigeon." Historical context: silence has never been so loud. The markets, it seems, are allergic to existential voids—or perhaps just bored by them.