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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,974.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,971.25
-3.000 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,971.25
-3.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$5,970.75
-3.500 (-0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,754.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,739.00
-15.000 (-0.04%)
5 min
$42,727.00
-27.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$42,718.00
-36.000 (-0.08%)

BTC

Before post: $103,744.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,687.90
-56.280 (-0.05%)
5 min
$103,595.74
-148.440 (-0.14%)
10 min
$103,615.86
-128.320 (-0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,585.49

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,581.01
-4.480 (-0.17%)
5 min
$2,578.00
-7.490 (-0.29%)
10 min
$2,580.99
-4.500 (-0.17%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.80

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.79
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.78
-0.020 (-0.16%)
10 min
$12.82
+0.020 (+0.16%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500: a glacial 0.05% drop in 1 minute, holding steady at 0.05% over 5 minutes, then a daring 0.06% plunge by 10 minutes. Dow Jones: 0.04% dip at 1 minute, 0.06% at 5, and a heroic 0.08% by 10. BTC wobbled 0.05% down in 1 minute, 0.14% at 5, then clawed back to 0.12%. ETH: the drama queen with 0.17% at 1 minute, 0.29% at 5, then a partial recovery to 0.17%. TRUMP: down 0.08% at 1 minute, 0.16% at 5, then a baffling 0.16% rally by 10. Volatility here is less "Black Swan" and more "slightly perturbed pigeon." Historical context: silence has never been so loud. The markets, it seems, are allergic to existential voids—or perhaps just bored by them.