📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,952.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,954.00
+2.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,952.75
+0.750 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,951.50
-0.500 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,505.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,528.00
+23.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$42,528.00
+23.00 (+0.05%)
10 min
$42,537.00
+32.00 (+0.08%)

BTC

Before post: $104,081.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,986.53
-94.780 (-0.09%)
5 min
$103,951.51
-129.800 (-0.12%)
10 min
$103,916.91
-164.400 (-0.16%)

ETH

Before post: $2,581.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,580.47
-0.540 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,581.22
+0.210 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,576.88
-4.130 (-0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.84
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$12.82
-0.020 (-0.16%)
10 min
$12.75
-0.090 (-0.70%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500: a fleeting 0.03% pop in the first minute fizzled to a 0.01% dip by 10 minutes, as if traders briefly forgot they were supposed to react. Dow Jones: a stubborn 0.05% uptick held for 5 minutes before a heroic 0.08% surge, likely fueled by someone misreading the tweet draft. Crypto: BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, with BTC down 0.16% and ETH swinging from a 0.02% drop to a 0.16% plunge. TRUMP coin: the real victim here, sliding 0.70% as the meme magic faded faster than a campaign promise. Volatility was milder than a Midwestern chili, with moves dwarfed by even a typical earnings report whisper. The lesson? Markets crave drama, but even they draw the line at analyzing blank space—though not before charging a consulting fee for it.