Has anyone noticed that, since I said “I HATE TAYLOR SWIFT,” she’s no longer “HOT?”

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,949.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,948.00
-1.500 (-0.03%)
5 min
$5,943.00
-6.500 (-0.11%)
10 min
$5,937.25
-12.250 (-0.21%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,496.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,487.00
-9.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,446.00
-50.000 (-0.12%)
10 min
$42,355.00
-141.000 (-0.33%)

BTC

Before post: $103,571.43

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,619.99
+48.56 (+0.05%)
5 min
$103,499.87
-71.560 (-0.07%)
10 min
$103,468.32
-103.110 (-0.10%)

ETH

Before post: $2,612.46

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,611.50
-0.960 (-0.04%)
5 min
$2,603.21
-9.250 (-0.35%)
10 min
$2,596.30
-16.160 (-0.62%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.01
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$12.95
-0.060 (-0.46%)
10 min
$12.92
-0.090 (-0.69%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,412.91

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,413.85
+0.940 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,413.47
+0.560 (+0.01%)
10 min
$5,411.49
-1.420 (-0.03%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Trump's Swiftian economics: markets react to his cultural commentary with the subtlety of a sledgehammer. SP500 dipped 0.03% in 1 minute, 0.11% in 5, and 0.21% in 10: a slow bleed for an index that usually shrugs off celebrity feuds. Dow Jones followed suit, down 0.33% in 10 minutes, as if traders briefly forgot they’re supposed to ignore political noise. Crypto played both sides: BTC teased a 0.05% gain before reversing, while ETH dropped 0.62% in 10 minutes—volatility befitting an asset class that thrives on chaos. TRUMP meme coin barely budged initially, then slid 0.69%, proving even speculative tokens have standards. Compared to historical norms, this is a tempest in a teacup: markets moved less than they do on a slow news day. The real irony? A post questioning Taylor Swift’s appeal had more impact on ETH than on TRUMP’s own namesake asset. Priorities, people.