📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,948.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,949.25
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,946.25
-2.250 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,947.75
-0.750 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,521.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,526.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,514.00
-7.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$42,533.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $103,295.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,271.40
-23.730 (-0.02%)
5 min
$103,241.28
-53.850 (-0.05%)
10 min
$103,289.18
-5.950 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,570.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,567.61
-2.640 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,561.31
-8.940 (-0.35%)
10 min
$2,567.29
-2.960 (-0.12%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.73
-0.040 (-0.31%)
5 min
$12.71
-0.060 (-0.47%)
10 min
$12.76
-0.010 (-0.08%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,438.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,441.25
+2.77 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,441.13
+2.65 (+0.05%)
10 min
$5,442.84
+4.36 (+0.08%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound emptiness of a Trump post containing nothing but "None." SP500: flickered briefly upward by 0.01% in the first minute, then dipped 0.04% over five minutes, settling at a negligible 0.01% drop after ten. Dow Jones: mirrored the indifference with a 0.01% rise, 0.02% fall, then a 0.03% rebound. BTC and ETH: barely flinched, with ETH’s 0.35% five-minute drop being the most dramatic move of the lot. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man): took the hardest hit, down 0.47% in five minutes, as if punished for the anticlimax. STOXX50: quietly gained 0.08% over ten minutes, perhaps relieved by the lack of content. Volatility was a snooze: moves were smaller than a trader’s attention span during earnings season. Historical context? None. The markets’ reaction to nothingness proves that sometimes, the loudest statement is the one not made.