📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,947.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,948.75
+1.25 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,947.50
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,948.25
+0.750 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,516.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,518.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,522.00
+6.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$42,528.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $103,271.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,294.30
+22.91 (+0.02%)
5 min
$103,200.00
-71.390 (-0.07%)
10 min
$103,318.26
+46.87 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,565.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,570.82
+5.12 (+0.20%)
5 min
$2,561.17
-4.530 (-0.18%)
10 min
$2,569.08
+3.38 (+0.13%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.74

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.77
+0.030 (+0.24%)
5 min
$12.68
-0.060 (-0.47%)
10 min
$12.76
+0.020 (+0.16%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,438.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,439.75
+1.31 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,440.54
+2.10 (+0.04%)
10 min
$5,443.88
+5.44 (+0.10%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500 barely twitched: up 0.02% in 1 minute, flat at 5, then a heroic 0.01% gain by 10 minutes. Dow Jones managed a 0.03% climb, proving even blue chips can yawn. BTC and ETH played ping-pong: BTC dipped 0.07% before rebounding, while ETH swung from +0.20% to -0.18%—crypto being crypto. The real star was TRUMP, with a 0.24% pop before a 0.47% drop, because nothing says stability like a meme stock. STOXX50, ever the overachiever, rallied 0.10%—clearly Europe missed the memo on indifference. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, trading like a Sunday afternoon in August. The takeaway: markets move more for a typo than for nothing at all, which says everything.