Post image related to Donald J. Trump

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,907.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,907.50
-0.250 (0.00%)
5 min
$5,906.50
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,906.25
-1.500 (-0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,254.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,256.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,250.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$42,257.00
+3.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $104,103.72

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,022.86
-80.860 (-0.08%)
5 min
$103,992.75
-110.970 (-0.11%)
10 min
$104,046.81
-56.910 (-0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,679.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,683.49
+3.78 (+0.14%)
5 min
$2,679.61
-0.100 (0.00%)
10 min
$2,685.05
+5.34 (+0.20%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.78
+0.010 (+0.07%)
5 min
$13.73
-0.040 (-0.29%)
10 min
$13.71
-0.060 (-0.44%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at the sound of silence: Trump's "None" post triggers less action than a snoozing trader. SP500: barely blinked, down 0.03% over 10 minutes, a move so small it could be blamed on a stray mouse click. Dow Jones: flipped between gains and losses like a indecisive coin toss, netting a whopping 0.01% uptick. BTC and ETH: crypto’s usual theater, with ETH up 0.20% while BTC shed a trivial 0.05%, proving even digital gold can’t escape boredom. TRUMP token: the real drama, down 0.44%—apparently the market prefers substance over silence. Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with moves dwarfed by typical lunchtime noise. Historical context: nothing to see here, unless you count the existential crisis of analyzing a non-event. The irony: a man who moves markets with a tweet just proved his greatest power is the absence of one.