Remember, it all started right after the Civil War ended, it had nothing to do with current day Immigration Policy!

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,884.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,883.50
-1.250 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,881.25
-3.500 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,881.00
-3.750 (-0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,986.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,962.00
-24.000 (-0.06%)
5 min
$41,960.00
-26.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$41,961.00
-25.000 (-0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $102,333.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,304.46
-29.020 (-0.03%)
5 min
$102,335.24
+1.76 (+0.00%)
10 min
$102,388.02
+54.54 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,551.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,549.61
-2.240 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,547.99
-3.860 (-0.15%)
10 min
$2,551.98
+0.130 (+0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.67
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.66
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$12.68
+0.020 (+0.16%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,381.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,378.77
-2.930 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,378.69
-3.010 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,379.90
-1.800 (-0.03%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrugged at Trump's Civil War history lesson with the enthusiasm of a student in a 7 a.m. lecture. SP500 dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then slid further to 0.06% over 5 and 10 minutes, mirroring the Dow's identical 0.06% decline. Bitcoin initially wobbled (-0.03%) but shrugged it off with a 0.05% gain by the 10-minute mark, while ETH staged a minor comeback after a 0.15% drop. The real winner? TRUMP coin, up 0.16%—because nothing says market rationality like a meme token outlasting geopolitical commentary. Volatility was tame compared to historical norms: the last vaguely similar post (49% similarity) saw equities creep upward, suggesting traders now treat Trump's musings as background noise rather than breaking news. The takeaway: markets react more to Fed speeches than Civil War hot takes, but never underestimate the power of a meme stock to defy gravity—and logic.

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