📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,884.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,883.50
-1.250 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,881.25
-3.500 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,881.00
-3.750 (-0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,986.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,962.00
-24.000 (-0.06%)
5 min
$41,960.00
-26.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$41,962.00
-24.000 (-0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $102,333.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,304.46
-29.020 (-0.03%)
5 min
$102,335.24
+1.76 (+0.00%)
10 min
$102,388.02
+54.54 (+0.05%)

ETH

Before post: $2,551.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,549.61
-2.240 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,547.99
-3.860 (-0.15%)
10 min
$2,551.98
+0.130 (+0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.67
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$12.66
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$12.68
+0.020 (+0.16%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,381.70

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,378.77
-2.930 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,378.69
-3.010 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,379.90
-1.800 (-0.03%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets briefly yawned at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post before resuming their existential crises. SP500 dipped 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.06% over 5 and 10 minutes, while Dow Jones mirrored the theatrics with identical 0.06% declines. BTC shrugged off a 0.03% drop to eke out a 0.05% gain, proving crypto’s indifference to earthly politics. ETH oscillated between mild despair (-0.15% at 5 minutes) and apathy (+0.01% at 10 minutes). TRUMP tokens, ever the loyalists, inched up 0.16%—because even nothingness is bullish for the brand. STOXX50 joined the pity party with a 0.06% drop. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, trading like a sleepy Sunday in 2019. The markets’ reaction to nothing says everything about how much they’ve come to expect something.