📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,872.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,874.75
+2.75 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,876.50
+4.50 (+0.08%)
10 min
$5,874.50
+2.50 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,956.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,956.00
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$41,969.00
+13.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$41,951.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $101,950.01

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$101,965.44
+15.43 (+0.02%)
5 min
$101,957.44
+7.43 (+0.01%)
10 min
$101,739.36
-210.650 (-0.21%)

ETH

Before post: $2,549.86

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,550.23
+0.370 (+0.01%)
5 min
$2,548.35
-1.510 (-0.06%)
10 min
$2,537.18
-12.680 (-0.50%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.77
+0.020 (+0.16%)
5 min
$12.72
-0.030 (-0.24%)
10 min
$12.65
-0.100 (-0.78%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,372.58

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,375.27
+2.69 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,378.15
+5.57 (+0.10%)
10 min
$5,372.55
-0.030 (0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500: up 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.08% in 5 minutes, then cooled to 0.04% over 10 minutes, as if briefly forgetting it had no reason to move. Dow Jones: flatlined instantly, then mustered a 0.03% gain before dipping 0.01%, proving even algorithms get bored. BTC: a fleeting 0.02% uptick, then a 0.21% drop, because crypto thrives on chaos, not nothingness. ETH: mirrored BTC’s shrug with a 0.50% decline, because why not. TRUMP coin: a 0.16% pop before fading 0.78%, because even meme stocks need material. STOXX50: echoed the SP500’s half-hearted rally before flatlining, because Europe also enjoys a good non-event. Volatility was milder than a sleeping sloth, with moves tighter than historical norms for actual news-driven sessions. The lesson: markets will trade anything, even the absence of anything, but they’d prefer you at least pretend to care.