📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,872.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,868.75
-3.250 (-0.06%)
5 min
$5,868.50
-3.500 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,869.00
-3.000 (-0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,944.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,940.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$41,939.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$41,949.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $102,232.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,132.70
-99.630 (-0.10%)
5 min
$102,067.85
-164.480 (-0.16%)
10 min
$102,007.50
-224.830 (-0.22%)

ETH

Before post: $2,566.08

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,558.29
-7.790 (-0.30%)
5 min
$2,555.78
-10.300 (-0.40%)
10 min
$2,547.40
-18.680 (-0.73%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.82
-0.030 (-0.23%)
5 min
$12.80
-0.050 (-0.39%)
10 min
$12.78
-0.070 (-0.54%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,370.62

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,370.98
+0.360 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,374.86
+4.24 (+0.08%)
10 min
$5,371.79
+1.17 (+0.02%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets reacted to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped slightly: 1min (-0.06%), 5min (-0.06%), 10min (-0.05%), while Dow Jones flirted with indifference, ending 10min up a negligible 0.01%. BTC and ETH mirrored each other in a slow-motion stumble, with ETH taking the harder hit at -0.73% over 10min. The TRUMP token, ever the drama queen, led the decline at -0.54%, as if personally offended by the lack of content. STOXX50, meanwhile, shrugged and inched up, because Europe has seen stranger things. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea party, with moves barely registering against historical norms. Apparently, even markets need more than nothing to get excited. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians' speeches. Perhaps silence is the new chaos.