📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,870.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,872.25
+1.75 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,870.75
+0.250 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,869.50
-1.000 (-0.02%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,934.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,950.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)
5 min
$41,946.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$41,950.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $102,274.65

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,211.35
-63.300 (-0.06%)
5 min
$102,130.14
-144.510 (-0.14%)
10 min
$102,030.64
-244.010 (-0.24%)

ETH

Before post: $2,564.44

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,562.14
-2.300 (-0.09%)
5 min
$2,559.11
-5.330 (-0.21%)
10 min
$2,550.22
-14.220 (-0.55%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.86
-0.010 (-0.08%)
5 min
$12.82
-0.050 (-0.39%)
10 min
$12.78
-0.090 (-0.70%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,374.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,371.32
-3.180 (-0.06%)
5 min
$5,373.93
-0.570 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,373.70
-0.800 (-0.01%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets barely flinched at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500: a yawn-worthy 0.03% uptick in the first minute, flatlining by minute five, then a microscopic 0.02% dip by minute ten. Dow Jones: equally thrilling, with a 0.04% rise that stubbornly refused to evolve. BTC and ETH decided to play the contrarians, sliding 0.24% and 0.55% respectively over ten minutes—because why not. TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) took the biggest hit at 0.70%, perhaps reflecting the market's verdict on content-free content. STOXX50 barely bothered to move, as if Europe collectively shrugged. Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with swings tighter than a budget airline's legroom. Historical context: zero precedent, because apparently even the markets couldn't find a pattern in nothing. The irony? A post about nothing moved crypto more than most regulatory announcements. The markets: eternally rational, except when they're not.