📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,555.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,545.50
-10.250 (-0.18%)
5 min
$5,539.50
-16.250 (-0.29%)
10 min
$5,543.50
-12.250 (-0.22%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $40,501.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$40,445.00
-56.000 (-0.14%)
5 min
$40,377.00
-124.000 (-0.31%)
10 min
$40,399.00
-102.000 (-0.25%)

BTC

Before post: $94,810.39

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,757.42
-52.970 (-0.06%)
5 min
$94,735.57
-74.820 (-0.08%)
10 min
$94,752.65
-57.740 (-0.06%)

ETH

Before post: $1,817.81

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,816.26
-1.550 (-0.09%)
5 min
$1,815.35
-2.460 (-0.14%)
10 min
$1,815.83
-1.980 (-0.11%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.60

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.56
-0.040 (-0.29%)
5 min
$13.61
+0.010 (+0.07%)
10 min
$13.57
-0.030 (-0.22%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,162.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,159.12
-3.280 (-0.06%)
5 min
$5,157.49
-4.910 (-0.10%)
10 min
$5,156.55
-5.850 (-0.11%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Analyzing the market reaction to the post, we see a broad but modest dip across major indices and assets within the first 10 minutes. The S&P 500 and Dow Jones both saw declines, with the Dow slightly underperforming, suggesting traditional markets reacted with mild skepticism. Crypto (BTC and ETH) showed even smaller moves, barely flinching—perhaps too busy HODLing to care. The STOXX50’s dip hints at Europe glancing nervously across the Atlantic, as usual. The most ironic twist? The TRUMP token itself wobbled like a mid-tier meme coin—down initially, then a fleeting attempt at a rally before fading again. If this was an attempt to move markets, the response was a collective shrug with a side of volatility. Either the post lacked fireworks, or traders have grown immune to the usual theatrics. Either way, the markets whispered "meh" and carried on.