📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,880.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,882.75
+2.25 (+0.04%)
5 min
$5,879.50
-1.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,877.50
-3.000 (-0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,948.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,964.00
+16.00 (+0.04%)
5 min
$41,958.00
+10.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$41,944.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $102,001.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,036.26
+35.05 (+0.03%)
5 min
$102,190.46
+189.25 (+0.19%)
10 min
$102,200.01
+198.80 (+0.19%)

ETH

Before post: $2,545.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,549.00
+3.50 (+0.14%)
5 min
$2,554.73
+9.23 (+0.36%)
10 min
$2,557.00
+11.50 (+0.45%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.81
+0.040 (+0.31%)
5 min
$12.86
+0.090 (+0.70%)
10 min
$12.84
+0.070 (+0.55%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,377.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,379.53
+2.05 (+0.04%)
5 min
$5,380.64
+3.16 (+0.06%)
10 min
$5,379.30
+1.82 (+0.03%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as meaningful as a fortune cookie with no message. SP500: a fleeting 0.04% pop in the first minute gave way to a 0.05% dip over 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can't escape gravity. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.04% rise before flatlining, like a party guest who showed up but forgot why. BTC and ETH, ever the contrarians, inched up 0.19% and 0.45% respectively—apparently crypto interprets silence as bullish. TRUMP coin, however, rallied 0.55%, because of course it did. Volatility was milder than a librarian's whisper, with moves dwarfed by typical Trump-related swings. The STOXX50's 0.06% gain in 5 minutes was the European equivalent of a polite golf clap. The takeaway: markets will overanalyze anything, even the sound of one hand clapping.