https://youtu.be/yNRjM2dynKI

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,881.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,882.75
+1.25 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,879.50
-2.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,877.50
-4.000 (-0.07%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $41,953.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$41,964.00
+11.00 (+0.03%)
5 min
$41,958.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)
10 min
$41,944.00
-9.000 (-0.02%)

BTC

Before post: $101,942.85

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,012.54
+69.69 (+0.07%)
5 min
$102,050.59
+107.74 (+0.11%)
10 min
$102,209.55
+266.70 (+0.26%)

ETH

Before post: $2,541.68

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,546.21
+4.53 (+0.18%)
5 min
$2,548.39
+6.71 (+0.26%)
10 min
$2,557.29
+15.61 (+0.61%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.79
+0.040 (+0.31%)
5 min
$12.79
+0.040 (+0.31%)
10 min
$12.84
+0.090 (+0.71%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,379.26

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,379.45
+0.190 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,378.84
-0.420 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,380.46
+1.20 (+0.02%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as nuanced as a mime performing Wall Street analysis. SP500 wobbled: +0.02% in 1 minute, then -0.03% in 5, settling at -0.07% in 10, while Dow Jones flirted with positivity (+0.03%) before fading to -0.02%. Crypto, ever the drama queens, rallied: BTC up 0.26% in 10 minutes, ETH leaping 0.61%, and TRUMP (the ticker, not the man) gaining 0.71%—because nothing says "market stability" like a meme stock outperforming blue chips. STOXX50 barely blinked, proving Europe's indifference to American political theater. Volatility here is milder than a decaf espresso, with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error. The real shocker: markets moved more on nothing than they sometimes do on actual news.