📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,544.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,537.25
-7.000 (-0.13%)
5 min
$5,543.50
-0.750 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,558.00
+13.75 (+0.25%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $40,419.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$40,368.00
-51.000 (-0.13%)
5 min
$40,399.00
-20.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$40,508.00
+89.00 (+0.22%)

BTC

Before post: $94,849.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$94,687.94
-162.050 (-0.17%)
5 min
$94,752.65
-97.340 (-0.10%)
10 min
$94,923.04
+73.05 (+0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $1,819.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$1,814.01
-5.180 (-0.28%)
5 min
$1,815.83
-3.360 (-0.18%)
10 min
$1,818.95
-0.240 (-0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.57
-0.040 (-0.29%)
5 min
$13.57
-0.040 (-0.29%)
10 min
$13.61
+0.0 (+0.00%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,158.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,156.00
-2.130 (-0.04%)
5 min
$5,156.55
-1.580 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,158.96
+0.830 (+0.02%)

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Analyzing the market reaction to the post, we see a classic case of short-term jitters followed by a shrug. The initial minute showed mild panic across the board—SP500, Dow Jones, BTC, ETH, and even the TRUMP token dipped, as if the markets collectively gasped. But within 10 minutes, sanity (or boredom) returned: equities clawed back, crypto wobbled but mostly stabilized, and the TRUMP token flatlined, perhaps reflecting the market's verdict on the post's substance. The STOXX50, ever the stoic European, barely flinched. Conclusion: The post triggered a brief "sell first, ask later" reflex, but the lack of sustained movement suggests the markets quickly decided it was noise, not news. Either that, or traders remembered they had lunch plans. The TRUMP token's non-recovery is the cherry on top—nothing says "meh" like a meme coin refusing to meme.