

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,902.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,092.00
BTC
Before post: $103,540.01
ETH
Before post: $2,603.73
TRUMP
Before post: $13.35
CSI300 🇨🇳
Outside trading hoursSTOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped 0.02% in the first minute, sliding further to 0.03% over five minutes, then clawing back half the loss by the ten-minute mark. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.01% drop, barely registering as a rounding error. Crypto joined the snooze fest: BTC lost 0.05% at its worst, while ETH managed a 0.03% rebound after an initial stumble. The real star was TRUMP, swinging from a 0.07% gain to a 0.30% loss, proving even meme coins have commitment issues. Volatility was thinner than the substance of the post itself, with moves dwarfed by typical lunchtime spreads. Investors paid more attention to an empty statement than most pay to their morning coffee.