https://youtu.be/4HIhHFUCTGY

📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,901.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,904.75
+3.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,906.75
+5.00 (+0.08%)
10 min
$5,903.75
+2.00 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,115.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,138.00
+23.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$42,145.00
+30.00 (+0.07%)
10 min
$42,127.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $103,619.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,544.83
-74.210 (-0.07%)
5 min
$103,500.89
-118.150 (-0.11%)
10 min
$103,506.35
-112.690 (-0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $2,608.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,603.73
-4.650 (-0.18%)
5 min
$2,602.72
-5.660 (-0.22%)
10 min
$2,606.00
-2.380 (-0.09%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.33

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.34
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$13.31
-0.020 (-0.15%)
10 min
$13.33
+0.0 (+0.00%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump post with the enthusiasm of a cat ignoring an empty box. SP500 and Dow Jones edged up modestly: 1min (+0.05%), 5min (+0.08%), 10min (+0.03%) for SP500, with Dow mirroring the trend. Crypto wasn’t impressed: BTC dipped slightly (1min -0.07%, 5min -0.11%), while ETH showed more drama (1min -0.18%, 5min -0.22%). TRUMP token wobbled like a confused intern: up 0.08% in 1min, down 0.15% in 5min, then flat. Volatility was tame compared to the usual circus act triggered by his posts. Nothing says "market-moving event" like a post that says nothing at all.