📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,907.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,905.00
-2.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$5,908.50
+1.50 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,908.75
+1.75 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,275.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,276.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,314.00
+39.00 (+0.09%)
10 min
$42,287.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $103,470.38

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,279.38
-191.000 (-0.18%)
5 min
$103,282.62
-187.760 (-0.18%)
10 min
$103,235.04
-235.340 (-0.23%)

ETH

Before post: $2,590.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,573.63
-17.080 (-0.66%)
5 min
$2,569.00
-21.710 (-0.84%)
10 min
$2,573.31
-17.400 (-0.67%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.16
-0.090 (-0.68%)
5 min
$13.16
-0.090 (-0.68%)
10 min
$13.20
-0.050 (-0.38%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,404.04

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,403.78
-0.260 (0.00%)
5 min
$5,402.43
-1.610 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,401.83
-2.210 (-0.04%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as meaningful as a fortune cookie with no message inside. SP500 dipped 0.03% in the first minute, then clawed back 0.03% over 5 and 10 minutes, proving even nothingness can spark a rounding error. Dow Jones yawned with a 0.00% move initially, then mustered a 0.09% gain in 5 minutes before settling at 0.03%—clearly the excitement was overwhelming. BTC and ETH slid 0.18-0.84%, because crypto thrives on chaos, not quiet. TRUMP tokens fell 0.68%, perhaps reflecting the market's disappointment in the lack of headline fodder. STOXX50 barely twitched, because Europe has seen enough absurdity to remain unfazed. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea, with moves dwarfed by typical Trump-related swings. The only shock here is how little shock there was. In the end, the markets moved more from traders blinking than from the post itself—a fitting tribute to the art of saying nothing loudly.