📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's post about nothing was, fittingly, nothing to write home about. SP500 dipped 0.04% in the first minute, slid further to 0.08% down at 5 minutes, then clawed back to a 0.03% gain by 10 minutes: the financial equivalent of a shrug. Dow Jones barely flinched, with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error: 0.00% down, then 0.02% up, then 0.03% up. Crypto wasn’t immune to the excitement, with BTC down 0.19% to 0.28% and ETH taking a harder hit at 0.65% to 1.03% before easing slightly. TRUMP tokens, ever the drama queens, dropped 0.60% to 0.91% before a partial recovery. STOXX50 mirrored the apathy with declines of 0.06% to 0.09%. Volatility was about as thrilling as watching paint dry, with moves well within the range of a slow news day. Historically, this non-event ranks somewhere between "who cares" and "why are we even checking." The irony? A post literally about nothing still managed to make something happen—even if that something was mostly nothing.