📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,903.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,902.75
-0.250 (0.00%)
5 min
$5,904.50
+1.50 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,906.25
+3.25 (+0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,205.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,212.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,220.00
+15.00 (+0.04%)
10 min
$42,231.00
+26.00 (+0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $103,829.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,829.02
-0.970 (0.00%)
5 min
$103,819.60
-10.390 (-0.01%)
10 min
$103,802.40
-27.590 (-0.03%)

ETH

Before post: $2,613.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,609.07
-4.110 (-0.16%)
5 min
$2,607.24
-5.940 (-0.23%)
10 min
$2,602.01
-11.170 (-0.43%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.82
+0.420 (+3.13%)
5 min
$13.81
+0.410 (+3.06%)
10 min
$13.64
+0.240 (+1.79%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,386.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,385.76
-0.260 (0.00%)
5 min
$5,384.86
-1.160 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,387.23
+1.21 (+0.02%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's profound silence is as meaningful as a fortune cookie with no message inside. SP500 barely blinked: down 0.00% in 1 minute, then up 0.03% and 0.06% over 5 and 10 minutes. Dow Jones followed suit with tiny gains of 0.02% to 0.06%. Bitcoin and Ethereum shrugged with microscopic losses, down 0.03% and 0.43% respectively over 10 minutes. Meanwhile, the TRUMP token rallied 3.13% in 1 minute, because nothing says "market rationality" like a meme coin surging on nothing. Volatility was quieter than a library during naptime, with moves so small they’d get lost in a rounding error. Historically, this non-event makes the "sell the rumor, buy the news" crowd look downright prophetic—there was no rumor or news to begin with. The real takeaway: markets will find a way to move even when the catalyst is literally nothing, proving once again that price action is just collective Rorschach testing.