📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,899.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,897.75
-1.250 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,898.50
-0.500 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,897.50
-1.500 (-0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,211.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,179.00
-32.000 (-0.08%)
5 min
$42,178.00
-33.000 (-0.08%)
10 min
$42,186.00
-25.000 (-0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $103,485.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,511.00
+25.27 (+0.02%)
5 min
$103,601.02
+115.29 (+0.11%)
10 min
$103,595.40
+109.67 (+0.11%)

ETH

Before post: $2,607.73

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,616.08
+8.35 (+0.32%)
5 min
$2,610.90
+3.17 (+0.12%)
10 min
$2,605.00
-2.730 (-0.10%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.28

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.31
+0.030 (+0.23%)
5 min
$13.32
+0.040 (+0.30%)
10 min
$13.29
+0.010 (+0.08%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,387.97

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,387.36
-0.610 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,386.72
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,385.70
-2.270 (-0.04%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped slightly: 1min (-0.02%), 5min (-0.01%), 10min (-0.03%), as if traders briefly forgot what they were doing. Dow Jones mirrored this with 1min (-0.08%), 5min (-0.08%), 10min (-0.06%), a shrug in index form. Bitcoin and ETH had minor upticks (BTC +0.11% at 5min, ETH +0.32% at 1min) before ETH gave up gains (-0.10% at 10min), proving crypto moves faster than logic. TRUMP the token edged up (+0.30% at 5min), because of course it did. STOXX50 drifted down (-0.04% at 10min), because Europe enjoys a good existential sigh. Volatility was milder than a lukewarm tea, with moves so small they could be blamed on a stray mouse click. Historical context: even a blank tweet has more impact than this. The takeaway: markets will react to anything, even nothing, but today they chose to react with all the energy of a nap.