📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,909.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,906.75
-3.000 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,904.50
-5.250 (-0.09%)
10 min
$5,898.75
-11.000 (-0.19%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,290.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,275.00
-15.000 (-0.04%)
5 min
$42,261.00
-29.000 (-0.07%)
10 min
$42,217.00
-73.000 (-0.17%)

BTC

Before post: $103,573.41

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,503.94
-69.470 (-0.07%)
5 min
$103,252.90
-320.510 (-0.31%)
10 min
$102,939.97
-633.440 (-0.61%)

ETH

Before post: $2,619.63

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,617.61
-2.020 (-0.08%)
5 min
$2,602.74
-16.890 (-0.64%)
10 min
$2,581.90
-37.730 (-1.44%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.27

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.21
-0.060 (-0.45%)
5 min
$13.16
-0.110 (-0.83%)
10 min
$13.08
-0.190 (-1.43%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,390.83

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,388.34
-2.490 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,387.83
-3.000 (-0.06%)
10 min
$5,380.32
-10.510 (-0.19%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets react to nothingness with the enthusiasm of a cat ignoring an expensive toy. SP500 dips 0.05% in 1 minute, 0.09% in 5, and 0.19% in 10, while Dow Jones follows suit with 0.04%, 0.07%, and 0.17% declines. Crypto isn’t spared: BTC drops 0.07%, 0.31%, then 0.61%, and ETH tumbles 0.08%, 0.64%, and 1.44%. The TRUMP token, ever the drama queen, leads the pack with 0.45%, 0.83%, and 1.43% losses. Even STOXX50 yawns downward at 0.05%, 0.06%, and 0.19%. Volatility here is mild by historical standards, but it’s amusing how a literal nothingburger triggers more action than some Fed speeches. The irony? A post saying “None” somehow says everything about market fragility.