📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,906.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,905.75
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,906.00
-0.750 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,909.00
+2.25 (+0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,259.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,263.00
+4.00 (+0.01%)
5 min
$42,270.00
+11.00 (+0.03%)
10 min
$42,284.00
+25.00 (+0.06%)

BTC

Before post: $103,655.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,707.35
+51.36 (+0.05%)
5 min
$103,631.73
-24.260 (-0.02%)
10 min
$103,550.38
-105.610 (-0.10%)

ETH

Before post: $2,633.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,636.19
+2.48 (+0.09%)
5 min
$2,631.43
-2.280 (-0.09%)
10 min
$2,619.15
-14.560 (-0.55%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.54
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$13.50
-0.040 (-0.30%)
10 min
$13.30
-0.240 (-1.77%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,390.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,390.96
+0.480 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,393.47
+2.99 (+0.06%)
10 min
$5,391.38
+0.900 (+0.02%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post with the enthusiasm of a cat ignoring an empty food bowl. SP500: dipped 0.02% in the first minute, then wobbled to a 0.04% gain after 10 minutes, proving even algorithms get bored waiting for substance. Dow Jones edged up 0.06% over 10 minutes, likely because traders remembered they had coffee breaks. BTC and ETH flipped from minor gains to losses, with ETH dropping 0.55%—crypto’s version of overthinking a blank text. TRUMP coin took the biggest hit, down 1.77%, because nothing says "sell" like literal nothingness. STOXX50 barely moved, because Europe has seen stranger things. Volatility was milder than a librarian’s whisper, with swings tighter than a budget airline’s legroom. Historically, markets react more to a sneeze than this post. The irony: the most impactful part of this event was analysts wasting time analyzing it.