📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,907.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,906.75
-0.750 (-0.01%)
5 min
$5,907.75
+0.250 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,910.25
+2.75 (+0.05%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,252.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,247.00
-5.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,250.00
-2.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,264.00
+12.00 (+0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $103,587.31

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,648.08
+60.77 (+0.06%)
5 min
$103,662.61
+75.30 (+0.07%)
10 min
$103,708.75
+121.44 (+0.12%)

ETH

Before post: $2,653.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,656.11
+2.50 (+0.09%)
5 min
$2,651.35
-2.260 (-0.09%)
10 min
$2,649.31
-4.300 (-0.16%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.57
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$13.55
-0.020 (-0.15%)
10 min
$13.56
-0.010 (-0.07%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,402.77

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,400.01
-2.760 (-0.05%)
5 min
$5,398.61
-4.160 (-0.08%)
10 min
$5,406.25
+3.48 (+0.06%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post. SP500: a thrilling rollercoaster of -0.01% (1min), flatlining at +0.00% (5min), then mustering a heroic +0.05% (10min). Dow Jones: equally dramatic, with a -0.01% dip, a -0.00% shrug, and a +0.03% whisper of optimism. Crypto, ever the overachievers: BTC edged up 0.12% over 10 minutes, while ETH couldn’t decide if it wanted to be up 0.09% or down 0.16%. TRUMP token, perhaps the most honest, did nothing at all before a half-hearted -0.15% slump. Volatility: compared to historical norms, this is less "market-moving" and more "market-napping." The STOXX50’s -0.08% to +0.06% swing suggests Europe briefly considered caring before remembering it was lunchtime. The irony: a post containing nothing somehow managed to say everything about how little markets care for empty noise.