📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,905.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,905.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)
5 min
$5,906.00
+0.250 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,906.25
+0.500 (+0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,239.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,240.00
+1.000 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,238.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,241.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)

BTC

Before post: $103,650.10

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,535.37
-114.730 (-0.11%)
5 min
$103,530.00
-120.100 (-0.12%)
10 min
$103,511.62
-138.480 (-0.13%)

ETH

Before post: $2,642.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,636.82
-5.540 (-0.21%)
5 min
$2,634.03
-8.330 (-0.32%)
10 min
$2,631.32
-11.040 (-0.42%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,902.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,908.73
+6.33 (+0.16%)
5 min
$3,907.87
+5.47 (+0.14%)
10 min
$3,904.41
+2.00 (+0.05%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.51

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.45
-0.060 (-0.44%)
5 min
$13.44
-0.070 (-0.52%)
10 min
$13.41
-0.100 (-0.74%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The market's reaction to Trump's post was roughly as impactful as a screen door on a submarine. SP500: flatlined at +0.00% in the first minute, then a heroic +0.01% over 10 minutes, proving that nothing moves the needle like nothing. Dow Jones: a rollercoaster of insignificance, swinging between -0.00% and +0.00%, as if traders briefly forgot which way was up. BTC and ETH: quietly bled -0.13% and -0.42% respectively, because crypto never misses a chance to overreact, even to silence. CSI300: the overachiever of the group, mustering a +0.16% gain before remembering it had somewhere else to be. TRUMP: the real victim here, down -0.74%, because even his own ticker couldn’t find a reason to rally. Volatility was so muted you’d think the market was napping, which, given the content, was the appropriate response. The irony: the most notable thing about this non-event was how diligently we tracked its non-impact.