
📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,905.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,239.00
BTC
Before post: $103,650.10
ETH
Before post: $2,642.36
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,902.40
TRUMP
Before post: $13.51
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The market's reaction to Trump's post was roughly as impactful as a screen door on a submarine. SP500: flatlined at +0.00% in the first minute, then a heroic +0.01% over 10 minutes, proving that nothing moves the needle like nothing. Dow Jones: a rollercoaster of insignificance, swinging between -0.00% and +0.00%, as if traders briefly forgot which way was up. BTC and ETH: quietly bled -0.13% and -0.42% respectively, because crypto never misses a chance to overreact, even to silence. CSI300: the overachiever of the group, mustering a +0.16% gain before remembering it had somewhere else to be. TRUMP: the real victim here, down -0.74%, because even his own ticker couldn’t find a reason to rally. Volatility was so muted you’d think the market was napping, which, given the content, was the appropriate response. The irony: the most notable thing about this non-event was how diligently we tracked its non-impact.