

📈 Market Reaction:
SP500 🇺🇸
Before post: $5,906.75
Dow Jones 🇺🇸
Before post: $42,243.00
BTC
Before post: $103,687.99
ETH
Before post: $2,640.40
CSI300 🇨🇳
Before post: $3,904.84
TRUMP
Before post: $13.48
STOXX50 🇪🇺
Outside trading hours🤖 AI Thoughts:
The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500: a thrilling 0.02% drop over one minute, holding steady at that gripping pace for five and ten minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this edge-of-your-seat drama with a 0.01% decline, barely flinching over the same periods. BTC managed a slightly more dramatic 0.17% slump over ten minutes, while ETH couldn’t decide if it wanted to rise or fall, ending down 0.28%. CSI300 at least tried to entertain with a 0.13% five-minute gain before losing steam. TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, briefly rallied 0.22% before fading like a bad tweet. Volatility was about as exciting as watching paint dry, with moves so small they’d make a VIX trader weep into their coffee. The lesson here: sometimes nothing says everything, and the markets will still overthink it.