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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,906.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,905.75
-1.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$5,905.75
-1.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,906.00
-0.750 (-0.01%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,243.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,239.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)
5 min
$42,240.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)
10 min
$42,240.00
-3.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $103,687.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,650.10
-37.890 (-0.04%)
5 min
$103,535.37
-152.620 (-0.15%)
10 min
$103,514.46
-173.530 (-0.17%)

ETH

Before post: $2,640.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,642.36
+1.96 (+0.07%)
5 min
$2,636.82
-3.580 (-0.14%)
10 min
$2,633.04
-7.360 (-0.28%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Before post: $3,904.84

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$3,902.40
-2.439 (-0.06%)
5 min
$3,909.87
+5.03 (+0.13%)
10 min
$3,907.29
+2.45 (+0.06%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.48

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.51
+0.030 (+0.22%)
5 min
$13.45
-0.030 (-0.22%)
10 min
$13.44
-0.040 (-0.30%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500: a thrilling 0.02% drop over one minute, holding steady at that gripping pace for five and ten minutes. Dow Jones mirrored this edge-of-your-seat drama with a 0.01% decline, barely flinching over the same periods. BTC managed a slightly more dramatic 0.17% slump over ten minutes, while ETH couldn’t decide if it wanted to rise or fall, ending down 0.28%. CSI300 at least tried to entertain with a 0.13% five-minute gain before losing steam. TRUMP token, ever the loyalist, briefly rallied 0.22% before fading like a bad tweet. Volatility was about as exciting as watching paint dry, with moves so small they’d make a VIX trader weep into their coffee. The lesson here: sometimes nothing says everything, and the markets will still overthink it.