📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,903.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,901.25
-2.250 (-0.04%)
5 min
$5,902.25
-1.250 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,901.00
-2.500 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,234.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,223.00
-11.000 (-0.03%)
5 min
$42,225.00
-9.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$42,215.00
-19.000 (-0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $104,672.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$104,499.07
-173.640 (-0.17%)
5 min
$104,603.19
-69.520 (-0.07%)
10 min
$104,499.37
-173.340 (-0.17%)

ETH

Before post: $2,683.37

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,661.01
-22.360 (-0.83%)
5 min
$2,671.20
-12.170 (-0.45%)
10 min
$2,664.23
-19.140 (-0.71%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.57

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.51
-0.060 (-0.44%)
5 min
$13.57
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$13.55
-0.020 (-0.15%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets reacted to nothing with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped 0.04% in 1 and 10 minutes, with a milder 0.02% drop at 5 minutes: a yawn masquerading as movement. Dow Jones mirrored this, shedding 0.03% and 0.04% at the extremes, while BTC and ETH wobbled slightly harder, with ETH leading the pack at a dramatic 0.83% slump in the first minute. TRUMP, ever the drama queen, swung 0.44% down initially before flatlining. Volatility here is less "market panic" and more "a light breeze disturbing a nap." Historically, silence from Trump is less impactful than his words, but today’s non-event still managed to stir the pot—albeit with a spoon made of tissue paper. Nothing says modern finance like algorithms trading on the absence of content.