📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,906.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,907.25
+1.000 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,905.25
-1.000 (-0.02%)
10 min
$5,910.75
+4.50 (+0.08%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,328.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,330.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,313.00
-15.000 (-0.04%)
10 min
$42,333.00
+5.00 (+0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $103,350.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$103,518.32
+167.33 (+0.16%)
5 min
$103,740.43
+389.44 (+0.38%)
10 min
$103,681.75
+330.76 (+0.32%)

ETH

Before post: $2,549.05

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,552.49
+3.44 (+0.13%)
5 min
$2,552.58
+3.53 (+0.14%)
10 min
$2,553.00
+3.95 (+0.15%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.77
+0.020 (+0.16%)
5 min
$12.78
+0.030 (+0.24%)
10 min
$12.79
+0.040 (+0.31%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,407.87

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,408.91
+1.04 (+0.02%)
5 min
$5,407.45
-0.420 (-0.01%)
10 min
$5,408.49
+0.620 (+0.01%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump post with no content. SP500: a rollercoaster of nothingness, up 0.02% in 1 minute, down 0.02% in 5, then up 0.08% in 10, as if algorithms briefly debated whether to care. Dow Jones mirrored this existential crisis with a 0.04% dip before a 0.01% sigh. Crypto, ever the drama queens, reacted to nothing with enthusiasm: BTC up 0.16% to 0.38%, ETH a steady 0.13% to 0.15%, and TRUMP coin—because of course—outperformed with a 0.31% rally, proving loyalty needs no words. Volatility was a whisper compared to historical tantrums over actual news, suggesting even markets need a day off from overinterpreting chaos. The irony: the most impactful thing about this post was the time spent analyzing its lack of impact.