📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,839.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,840.75
+1.50 (+0.03%)
5 min
$5,840.75
+1.50 (+0.03%)
10 min
$5,841.25
+2.00 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,402.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,409.00
+7.00 (+0.02%)
5 min
$42,401.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,398.00
-4.000 (-0.01%)

BTC

Before post: $102,722.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,829.30
+107.30 (+0.10%)
5 min
$102,920.63
+198.63 (+0.19%)
10 min
$102,963.01
+241.01 (+0.23%)

ETH

Before post: $2,457.40

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,462.70
+5.30 (+0.22%)
5 min
$2,467.93
+10.53 (+0.43%)
10 min
$2,470.21
+12.81 (+0.52%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.74
+0.030 (+0.24%)
5 min
$12.79
+0.080 (+0.63%)
10 min
$12.81
+0.100 (+0.79%)

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Before post: $5,392.18

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,395.04
+2.86 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,395.05
+2.87 (+0.05%)
10 min
$5,396.68
+4.50 (+0.08%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets responded to Trump's profound silence with the enthusiasm of a snoozing sloth. SP500 edged up 0.03% across all timeframes, while Dow Jones waffled between negligible gains and losses, ending down 0.01% after 10 minutes. Crypto showed slightly more life: BTC climbed 0.23%, ETH gained 0.52%, and the ironically named TRUMP token led the pack with a 0.79% rally. STOXX50 mirrored the SP500’s sleepy 0.08% rise. Volatility was conspicuously absent, making this the financial equivalent of watching paint dry. The real mystery here is why anyone expected "None" to move markets—though the TRUMP token’s performance suggests some traders will bet on literally anything.