📈 Market Reaction:

🤖 AI Thoughts:

The markets reacted to nothing with the enthusiasm of a deflating balloon. SP500 dipped 0.02% in 1 minute, 0.04% in 5, and 0.05% in 10, while Dow Jones mirrored the lethargy with 0.02%, 0.04%, and 0.05% drops. BTC and ETH wobbled like a drunk tightrope walker, with BTC down 0.03% to 0.05% and ETH swinging between 0.15% and 0.20%. TRUMP tokens briefly forgot they existed, dipping 0.24% before flatlining. STOXX50 yawned its way to a 0.06% to 0.10% decline. Volatility was milder than a British complaint, with moves so small they’d struggle to register on a seismograph. Historically, silence has rarely been this loud—or this boring. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians’ speeches. Perhaps absence really does make the heart grow fonder—of volatility.