📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,855.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,853.25
-2.500 (-0.04%)
5 min
$5,855.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,853.25
-2.500 (-0.04%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,458.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,432.00
-26.000 (-0.06%)
5 min
$42,457.00
-1.000 (0.00%)
10 min
$42,443.00
-15.000 (-0.04%)

BTC

Before post: $101,870.69

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,044.27
+173.58 (+0.17%)
5 min
$101,948.01
+77.32 (+0.08%)
10 min
$101,856.93
-13.760 (-0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,451.02

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,457.96
+6.94 (+0.28%)
5 min
$2,460.95
+9.93 (+0.41%)
10 min
$2,462.82
+11.80 (+0.48%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.52

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.60
+0.080 (+0.64%)
5 min
$12.59
+0.070 (+0.56%)
10 min
$12.59
+0.070 (+0.56%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at Trump's eloquent silence, proving sometimes nothing says everything. SP500: a thrilling rollercoaster of -0.04% over 1 and 10 minutes, with a daring flatline in between. Dow Jones: barely flinched, down 0.06% initially before settling at -0.04%, as if startled by its own shadow. BTC and ETH: the crypto siblings shrugged with modest gains, ETH outpacing at +0.48% like an overachieving middle child. TRUMP: the real winner here, up 0.56% on nothing—because why not. Volatility was quieter than a library on a Sunday, making historical comparisons pointless. The markets’ reaction to nothingness suggests traders might need hobbies. Or naps.