📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,856.50

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,857.25
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,854.25
-2.250 (-0.04%)
10 min
$5,856.75
+0.250 (+0.00%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,475.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,467.00
-8.000 (-0.02%)
5 min
$42,442.00
-33.000 (-0.08%)
10 min
$42,462.00
-13.000 (-0.03%)

BTC

Before post: $101,960.21

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$101,966.81
+6.60 (+0.01%)
5 min
$101,896.43
-63.780 (-0.06%)
10 min
$102,029.74
+69.53 (+0.07%)

ETH

Before post: $2,450.71

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,455.31
+4.60 (+0.19%)
5 min
$2,451.01
+0.300 (+0.01%)
10 min
$2,461.79
+11.08 (+0.45%)

TRUMP

Before post: $12.61

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$12.51
-0.100 (-0.79%)
5 min
$12.51
-0.100 (-0.79%)
10 min
$12.59
-0.020 (-0.16%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump post containing nothing but "None." SP500 waffled between microscopic gains and losses: 1min (+0.01%), 5min (-0.04%), 10min flat. Dow Jones mirrored this existential crisis with 1min (-0.02%), 5min (-0.08%), 10min (-0.03%). Crypto, ever the drama queen, saw BTC dip then recover (+0.07% at 10min) while ETH staged a modest rally (+0.45% at 10min). The real victim was TRUMP, down -0.79% in 1min and 5min, barely recovering to -0.16% at 10min—apparently, markets prefer even nonsense to nothingness. Volatility was a snooze compared to typical Trump-induced chaos, proving that absence makes the heart grow calmer. The irony: a post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians' speeches about everything.