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📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,854.25

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,855.00
+0.750 (+0.01%)
5 min
$5,852.25
-2.000 (-0.03%)
10 min
$5,855.75
+1.50 (+0.03%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,426.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,428.00
+2.00 (+0.00%)
5 min
$42,406.00
-20.000 (-0.05%)
10 min
$42,446.00
+20.00 (+0.05%)

BTC

Before post: $102,642.36

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,621.89
-20.470 (-0.02%)
5 min
$102,573.27
-69.090 (-0.07%)
10 min
$102,164.56
-477.800 (-0.47%)

ETH

Before post: $2,476.14

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,473.73
-2.410 (-0.10%)
5 min
$2,477.37
+1.23 (+0.05%)
10 min
$2,472.46
-3.680 (-0.15%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.11

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.09
-0.020 (-0.15%)
5 min
$13.09
-0.020 (-0.15%)
10 min
$13.02
-0.090 (-0.69%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets yawn at the profound silence of a Trump "None" post. SP500 waffled between microscopic gains and losses: up 0.01% in 1 minute, down 0.03% in 5, then clawing back 0.03% by 10 minutes. The Dow mirrored this apathy, bouncing from flat to a 0.05% dip before recovering. Crypto, ever the drama queen, bled harder: BTC slid 0.47% over 10 minutes, while ETH flipped from a 0.10% drop to a fleeting 0.05% gain before surrendering 0.15%. The TRUMP token, ironically, took the biggest hit, down 0.69%—perhaps a metaphor for enthusiasm fading faster than a tweet’s shelf life. Volatility was tame by Trumpian standards, proving even chaos needs content. The lesson? Markets fear uncertainty, but they’re downright bored by nothingness.