📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,830.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,833.75
+3.00 (+0.05%)
5 min
$5,833.50
+2.75 (+0.05%)
10 min
$5,838.75
+8.00 (+0.14%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,264.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,291.00
+27.00 (+0.06%)
5 min
$42,291.00
+27.00 (+0.06%)
10 min
$42,315.00
+51.00 (+0.12%)

BTC

Before post: $102,985.66

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,839.38
-146.280 (-0.14%)
5 min
$102,811.98
-173.680 (-0.17%)
10 min
$102,903.17
-82.490 (-0.08%)

ETH

Before post: $2,500.99

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,494.33
-6.660 (-0.27%)
5 min
$2,493.20
-7.790 (-0.31%)
10 min
$2,501.30
+0.310 (+0.01%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.23

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.15
-0.080 (-0.60%)
5 min
$13.14
-0.090 (-0.68%)
10 min
$13.18
-0.050 (-0.38%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

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STOXX50 🇪🇺

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🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the sound of silence, proving even nothingness has a price. SP500: a sleepy 0.05% bump in 1 and 5 minutes, then a thrilling 0.14% over 10 minutes—volatility so mild it could pass for a sedative. Dow Jones mirrored this with a 0.06% nudge, doubling to 0.12% later, as if someone whispered "stimulus" in its sleep. Crypto, ever the drama queen: BTC dipped 0.14% immediately, ETH fell 0.27%, as though traders mistook "None" for "Sell everything." TRUMP coin took it personally, dropping 0.60%—apparently, even meme stocks need affirmation. Historical context: no precedent for such profound emptiness, which says more about our era than the markets. The irony? A post about nothing moved markets more than most politicians’ speeches. Perhaps silence is the new insider trading.