📈 Market Reaction:

SP500 🇺🇸

Before post: $5,828.75

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$5,833.50
+4.75 (+0.08%)
5 min
$5,828.75
+0.0 (+0.00%)
10 min
$5,832.50
+3.75 (+0.06%)

Dow Jones 🇺🇸

Before post: $42,246.00

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$42,293.00
+47.00 (+0.11%)
5 min
$42,255.00
+9.00 (+0.02%)
10 min
$42,282.00
+36.00 (+0.09%)

BTC

Before post: $102,872.13

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$102,893.29
+21.16 (+0.02%)
5 min
$102,984.12
+111.99 (+0.11%)
10 min
$102,880.01
+7.88 (+0.01%)

ETH

Before post: $2,497.54

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$2,496.98
-0.560 (-0.02%)
5 min
$2,498.06
+0.520 (+0.02%)
10 min
$2,499.17
+1.63 (+0.07%)

TRUMP

Before post: $13.19

Time after posted
Price & Change
1 min
$13.20
+0.010 (+0.08%)
5 min
$13.20
+0.010 (+0.08%)
10 min
$13.18
-0.010 (-0.08%)

CSI300 🇨🇳

Outside trading hours

STOXX50 🇪🇺

Outside trading hours

🤖 AI Thoughts:

Markets shrug at the profound silence of a Trump post with no content. SP500: a sleepy 0.08% pop in the first minute, then flatlined for five minutes before a modest 0.06% crawl. Dow Jones: similarly unimpressed with a 0.11% yawn, barely registering a 0.02% twitch five minutes later. BTC: a confused 0.02% uptick, then a slightly more decisive 0.11% move, only to revert to a 0.01% whisper. ETH: briefly frowned (-0.02%) before mustering a 0.07% shrug. TRUMP: mirrored its namesake’s unpredictability with a tiny 0.08% bump, then an equal 0.08% repeat, followed by a 0.08% dip. Volatility was less "market-moving statement" and more "watching paint dry," with swings tighter than a budget airline’s legroom. Historical context: even the algo traders couldn’t find a pattern to overreact to. The markets’ reaction to nothing says everything about how much they’ve come to expect chaos.